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Sh!t Actually

A two-woman 100% faithful, word-by-word* remake of the Christmas film we all hate to love:

‘Love Actually’.

‘Love Actually’ is Sh!t Actually.

The ‘rising stars of performance art’ (Telegraph) Rebecca Biscuit and Louise Mothersole take on their hardest roles yet. All the roles. With live songs, queer love stories, and politics questioned by women with actual lines – come to this adults-only celebration of Christmas Actually.

From the makers of DollyWould, Sh!t Theatre Drink Rum With Expats and Sing-a-long-A-Muppet Christmas Carol (Time Out Top 12 Xmas Shows of 2018; “Justifiably much loved & brilliant” This Week London.)

A brand new cult Christmas hit.
100% Christmas sell-out 2019.
Get your tickets while you can.

FREE GOODY BAGS.
GRATUITOUS NUDITY.
LOVE ACTUALLY VIRGINS WELCOME

*Just kidding

‘A bit mad, a bit radical, wholly enjoyable, Sh!t Actually is a welcome antidote to all of the sugary holiday fluff’ ★★★★ A Spy In the Stalls

‘With trademark songs and silly outfits Sh!t Theatre are a double act at the top of their game.’ ★★★★ The Reviews Hub

‘A bit much for my personal tastes’ Everything Theatre