Howie the Rookie

Rocket Theatre

Howie the Rookie takes us on a wickedly humorous white-knuckle ride where, amongst others, we meet…
The Howie Lee – has a bit of a rep… dangerous… he’s a goer goes all the way.
The Rookie Lee – handsome bastard… attractive to the dolly’s… breaks hearts an’ hymens.
Ladyboy – when he was born, his oul’ dear threw away the body an’ raised the afterbirth.
Avalanche – a monster, arse enough for three stools, wearin’ the white ski-pants, the see-through ones.
Puddin’ Boy – six foot tall, built like a human white puddin’, looks inbred.